Why I2P Sites Load So Slowly
Every I2P packet takes 12 hops just to complete a round trip, and the streaming library has to fake TCP on top of all that latency.
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Canonical's GRUB Saboteur Has a 10-Year Plan
Julian Klode has been systematically stripping features from GRUB since 2021, and he built the replacement a decade ago.
Tails 7.6 Hides Bridge Requests Behind CDN Traffic
Tails 7.6 uses domain fronting to hide Tor bridge requests from censors, replaces KeePassXC with GNOME Secrets for accessibility, and catches up on 18 months of Electrum releases.
Microsoft's "Fix" for Windows 11: Flowers After the Beating
Microsoft spent four years stuffing Windows 11 with ads, forced Copilot integrations, and bloatware, now they want applause for promising to remove it.
The Engineer Who Tried to Put Age Verification Into Linux
Dylan, useful idiot with commit access, pushed age verification PRs to systemd, Ubuntu & Arch, got 2 Microslop employees to merge it, called it 'hilariously pointless' in the PR itself, then watched Lennart personally block the revert. Unpaid compliance simp.